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Star Wars: The Pokie Awakens

You might have noticed some talk about a new movie. We don’t know, you might not have any access to modern media, or to friends or relatives who do. You know, under the rock where you live. That seems like the only way you wouldn’t have noticed that there’s a new Star Wars movie out in the world. And it has just hit the cinemas, so the critics are in a frenzy over it.

But whatever you made of the movie – and we’re not here to spoil it for you, don’t worry – if you’re a pokies fan like us, then your thoughts will have turned already to the possibility of a new Star Wars pokie. Now, it’s not as though there aren’t already a good number of popular Star Wars pokies on the market. And it’s not as though they aren’t any good. But it’s been a little while since there has been a shiny new Star Wars pokie, and the technology has come on in leaps and bounds in recent years. And there’s one big problem – we’re yet to see an online Star Wars pokie, and we just can’t understand it!

There are probably lots of obstacles to its release, of course – not least of them the fact that Disney has got behind the Star Wars franchise for these new movie releases. Disney, as a ‘family’ company (whatever that means – can a corporation really be family-friendly?), takes a dim view of pokies in general, apparently. And they have a point when they say that a pokie shouldn’t be marketed to kids. But then, we don’t want a Star Wars online pokie for the kids. We want an awesome one we can enjoy. But then, we didn’t really want a trio of prequels for kids, and we didn’t get a say in that, either...

In the meantime, whilst we nurse our new Star Wars pokie hopes and dreams (and bitterness, you might have noticed...), we can take solace in the fact that there are a few options out there for a Star Wars pokie fix, albeit in Australia’s bricks-and-mortar casino resorts. And if you can’t get to Crown Melbourne and the rest, then you’ll just have to make do with the (literally) hundreds of pokies available at our favourite online casinos. Check out the top-quality sites we feature here at OCG – Spin Palace, 32Red, Ruby Fortune and more – for the pokies we’re tried, tested and grown to love over the years: so of them even have that sort of ‘wars in space’ feel that might just keep us going until the day a Star Wars online pokie arrives!


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